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me during band camp/ rehearsals during marching season Me: I DONT WANT TO GO TO PRACTICE
Me: Well, I'm here now... ughhhhhhh
Me: *thinking* JUST GET TO MOTHER EFFING SET
Me: I am going to throw my instrument across the field if we run this set over AGAIN
Me: water.....
Me: HA JUST KIDDING. WATER'S FOR LOSERS!
Me: just kidding... I really need water...
Me: oh my god I hate our show
Me: *plays show over and over and over and over*
Me: *tries to play louder than another section*
Me: Sooooo is it champs yet?
Me: I'm tired.
Me: F*ck I missed my dot.
Me: Sh*t
Me: crap crap crap crap crap
Me: HOLY MOTHER EFFING
Me: I'm okay..... okay.....
Me: I hate football games
Me: I can't wait till the next comp
Me: can marching season be over already?
Me: can I go to the bathroom?
Me: I forgot my reed.
Me: Can I go get a new reed?
Me: Sooooo I kind of need to go back to the band room for valve oil..
Me: I want to be drum major next year!
Me: wait but then I can't march in the show...
Me: Oh practice is over? wait nevermind, time for an hour long talk with the director and DMs.
Me: *gets home around 10 PM*
Me: I should do homework...
Me: LOL nope. *falls asleep*
I WAS SURPRISED TO FIND THESE IN THE MAIL

I WAS SURPRISED TO FIND THESE IN THE MAIL

dunwall:

booker catch

The story of my first love, by M.L.L. (aka gasaii.tumblr.com)

z-co:

one of my coworkers got a call (i work in a call center/tech support) from a customer that was really scared because supposedly the mafia was hacking her computer and they were stalking her…when finally my coworker took remote control of the computer he couldn’t stop laughing because

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jinglebatch:

fangirlyandsingy:

BUT IM LOOKING AT THIS ON MY PHONEWHAT DOES THIS MEAN

your’re

jinglebatch:

fangirlyandsingy:

BUT IM LOOKING AT THIS ON MY PHONE
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN

your’re

(Source: meme4u)

the-world-is-a-corner:

holligenet:

If you are driving a vehicle…

use your turn signal

Use your turn signal

Use your turn signal

USE YOUR TURN SIGNAL

USE YOUR GODDAMN FUCKING TURN SIGNAL

IT’S NOT JUST A RANDOM OOOOOoOoOoOO WHAT DIS DO, DIS FLIPPER SWITCH STICK THINGY WAT A NEAT CAR DECORATION

I laughed so hard at that last part my belly is hurting

(Source: cynicalrunnings)

sassydragon:

sassydragon:

but imagine if we had tiny little dragons

the size of puppies

and they would go wherever we went sitting on our shoulders and hissing at everyone who tried to touch you because you’re their most special thing in the universe and they are so tiny it’s ridiculously cute

the fact that this post has more notes than i ever expected makes me really glad 

finding-fucken-nemo:

momazhari:

burn-down-the-world:

This was the single funniest thing I have ever seen a president do.

I’M STILL LAUGHING.

I will never not reblog this.

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Let’s all take a moment to remember that Obama actually fucking did this omg

No fucking way

natsangell4evr:


me digging your grave

My first time on Tumblr, and this was the first gif. As soon as I saw it I knew I was already in to deep.

natsangell4evr:

me digging your grave

My first time on Tumblr, and this was the first gif. As soon as I saw it I knew I was already in to deep.

(Source: napsmear)

operate:

cravings:

when a teacher asks me a question and demands a super quick answer

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(Source: cravings)

weloveshortvideos:

The Forest Nymph just likes girly things 

Vine by Gio Volpe

the-minecraft-funnies:

rennegades:

WHY ARE YOU UPSIDE DOWN???

"oh… hey"

the-minecraft-funnies:

rennegades:

WHY ARE YOU UPSIDE DOWN???

"oh… hey"

It’s really frustrating when you know you could be such good friends with someone but YOU DON’T KNOW HOW TO MAKE THAT HAPPEN.
- Stars In My Eyes -:   (via littlerecklessdreams)